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Joke 8 - Food Jokes - Miscellaneous

Messy Eater

When a young man left his dorm and moved into an apartment, he went shopping for cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full array of cleaning products. At the last minute he topped off his cart with a single, large bag of potato chips.

Seeing the checkout clerk's look, he explained, "I'm a very messy eater."



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