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Food Jokes - Drinks & Drinking - Joke 10

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* Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend meetings.

* Two drunks saw a guy siphoning gas from a car. The one said to
the other, "I hope I never get THAT thirsty."

* I know one fellow who drinks so much, I figure he's about two or
three thousand swallows ahead of Capistrano.



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